FART DIARY – And by tinywe mean really tiny. These 2.75 by 3.75 journals will help you remember the important moments of your lifeyou know, like those notable farts. Thats right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.